Fresh off a stint as front-page headline-makers, one Somali Pirate leader took to the internet, starting a blog at http://somalipirate.livejournal.com. Over the course of the following month, the world learned much about Somali pirates:

• Bea Arthur and Phil Specter were once Somali warlords.
• Somalia is blessed with a handful of Waffle House locations.
• Some people believe anything they read on the Internet.

Below, in chronological order, are links to mirrored copies of the original blog entries, complete with comments:

• Welcome to my blog!
• Holy shit, we got pwned!
• Bring it!
• Obama: Worst President In A Hundred Years
• Official Statement on the Phil Spector verdict
• Johnny Depp
• We've got a fax machine, you're in big trouble now
• Meet our new captain
• Mogadishu Tea Party a Big Success!
• We Demand the Press Stop Using Pirate to Describe Computer Nerds
• Does anyone have a tuna net we can borrow?
• Somalia's Next Top Pirate
• Haha! We tagged your boat
• So ... we captured this ship full of "Snuggies"
• In Your Eyes
• Rejection is a dish best served lukewarm
• South Park. What the shit?
• Bea Arthur, R.I.P.
• Another Bea Arthur memory
• An 11th thing you didn't know about Somali Pirates
• The real global threat
• Twitter user MexicanSwineFlu is a FAKE!
• Arlen Specter switches to Somali Pirate Party
• Yacht Rock
• My eye is lazy, my gun is not
• Why are all my LJ contextual ads about Pittsburgh?
• Behold: The Bedford Avenue Brigade
• "Wrong Ships" my ass!
• It's apparently a small world
• Oprah & Chicken
• Bill Maher slanders us
• The U.S. Navy can run, but it can't hide
• Daft Punk is playing at my house, at my house!
• So, you've found our decoy operation
• We've got the crew of Atlantis
• Nyet!
• A Helpful Map of Somali Piracy
• No one Twitters about this blog anymore and it's giving me low self-esteem