somalipirate

Dear Somali Pirate,

What is your favorite weapon? Is it that gun you have in your profile pic? And what's with the lazy eye?

-Ben
 

Thanks for writing Ben. Truth be told, my machine gun is my second-favorite weapon. My favorite is my Toro 3650 6.5hp snow-blower, seen below. It's a bit of a pain to lug around, especially in the crap-tastic speedboats we're saddled with. But you'd be amazed how effective it is. No one expects to see a snow-blower in this part of the world. Hell, I've never even seen snow! But when we come at you with one of these, you know your goose is cooked. -SP