somalipirate

By now you have heard about the threat to global health that is in the news this week. It is the sort of threat that cross all international boundaries. It is the sort of pox on humanity that affects both pirates and non-pirates, Americans and Somalis. Obviously we have our differences with the United States, but right now it is important that we work together to contain this threat.

We must join forces to prevent Creed from getting back together.

We call on the United States to either jail the members of the band or give them to us. If you opt to give them to us, we promise not to torture them*, we'll just keep them away from musical instruments.

On behalf of all Somali Pirates, I plead with the United States to help us stop this menace before it tours our planet and tears us all apart.

* We may torture Scott Stapp.