somalipirate

I assume by now you've heard about this fiasco:

Dolphins Foiled Pirate Attack

A Chinese news agency said "The pirates could only lament their littleness before the vast number of dolphins." Listen here, General Tso, I'll show you how little we are when we board your next cargo vessel and throw your goods into the sea. Guess what the downside of making toys out of lead is? They sink!

Sure you can laugh about it. Ha ha ha. But you know what? You're a big jerk.

We're just trying to do a job out here. How would you like it if dolphins messed with YOU at YOUR job?