Mogadishu Tea Party a Big Success!
[info]somalipirate
Thanks to everyone who came out for yesterday's Tax Day Tea Party in downtown Mogadishu! The authorities estimate that between 500-700 folks turned up and most were only lightly armed.

Of course, the mainstream media didn't cover it, because they are too busy discussing the Octo-mom. What they don't realize is that America's fiscal irresponsibility is a threat to everyone. Here's a quote from Captain "G", who spoke to the crowd:

"American naval spending is completely out of control! [cheers] Do you realize how expensive it is to feed, clothe and arm the crew of one American destroyer, like the one sitting just offshore right now? We propose a different solution. Eliminate the navy entirely, and use that money to buy gold, and ship that gold on brightly colored boats that are clearly labeled! This is not a pirate issue or a non-pirate issue. This is a human issue."

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Now that is some great stuff!!! Love it!!!

damn pirates

(Anonymous)

2009-04-16 07:42 pm (UTC)

Fuck you bastards! Attacking people who've done nothing to you and demanding money to release them! I hope you all sink, you bitch-ass cunts.

Keep up the good work guys, the more of you in the world, the less global warming there is!

Right Wing?

(Anonymous)

2009-04-16 09:35 pm (UTC)

Question is, are you Right Wing extremists or freedom fighters?

Don't answer that one.

If you lived in the good ol' US of A, you'd be represented by John Conyers and be getting bucket loads of gold from ACRON right about now.

PS, you guys have very cool ant-spam verification words.

Srs?

(Anonymous)

2009-04-17 12:23 am (UTC)

Are there really people who think this is real? FFS, I hope not.

DId you see his username? They don't give those out to just anyone.

Piracy on the high seas

[info]matapirata

2009-04-17 02:34 am (UTC)

You and your associates have made one giant error like all criminals.You have gloated over your imaginary power.It won't last very long.Your nothing more than thieves at sea, thats it. Your not revolutionaries, martyrs, just plain lazy men that find it easier to steal than to work.

Its not just America that you have annoyed, but the entire western shipping bussiness.Now you will find a new type of greeting on large ships. Cold blooded mecenaries that will kill you as much as look at you.Your bodies never to be found, buried, or mourned, just fish food.

Re: Piracy on the high seas

[info]somalipirate

2009-04-17 02:55 am (UTC)

matapirata: please tell your wife to take my balls out of her mouth, I need them back for my next pirate mission.

Re: Piracy on the high seas

[info]matapirata

2009-04-18 11:15 am (UTC)

Your as much a high seas pirate as I am. Your just some little white geek dick head trying to get his excitement for the day. If you were for real you would be scared of what is coming down the pipe. You do realize that the FBI,CIA,MI,NSA, the French, English, Italian a few more will be tracing you, server or not. They want to see the skinny little ball less excuse of a man. If you not scared, then your just real stupid. Eitherway, pirate stew is the next meal the fish will be dinning on. Good-bye idiot.

Re: Piracy on the high seas

[info]matapirata

2009-04-18 11:25 am (UTC)

Your as much a high seas pirate as I am. Your just some little white geek dick head trying to get his excitement for the day. If you were for real you would be scared of what is coming down the pipe. You do realize that the FBI,CIA,MI,NSA, the French, English, Italian a few more will be tracing you, server or not. They want to see the skinny little ball less excuse of a man. If you not scared, then your just real stupid. Eitherway, pirate stew is the next meal the fish will be dinning on. Good-bye idiot.

Da gold

(Anonymous)

2009-04-17 05:12 am (UTC)

I want da gold!
Gimme da gold!
I wanna know where da gold at!

So next International Talk Like A Pirate Day (19th September), should we be talking Somali? Is 5 months enough time to learn it well enough to throw in the occasional Arrr and Aye?


Somali?

(Anonymous)

2009-04-17 05:08 pm (UTC)

I somehow don't think there is a language called "Somali", just like there isn't a language called "Austrian"....
I might be confused though...

Well, says the mighty Wikipedia, but it also says Arabic and English, so that lets me off the hook. Hook??? AAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

hilarious

(Anonymous)

2009-04-17 06:51 pm (UTC)

i love your messages. as a somali a little bit of humour is kinda up lifting in the wake of the sad situation in my country.

keep it up

Ron Paul/Sugule Ali 2012

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