We've got the crew of Atlantis
Dear America,

We've got the crew of Space Shuttle Atlantis. $1 million each. Pay up:
  • Non-sequential unmarked bills
  • Delivered to our space-boat
  • You have 48 hours before we start killing the astronauts.
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You do remember that the rest of our shuttles don't really work, right?

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2009-05-13 05:28 pm (UTC)

Keep your heads low. I hear that NASA has Space SEAL's.



2009-05-24 06:53 pm (UTC)

lol, thats funny

Breath vacuum!


2009-05-25 03:25 am (UTC)

I hope you can breath vacuum. Or mighty Space Marines will capture you and soon you'll be swinging from the yardarm of one of our space frigates.

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