Bill Maher slanders us

First of all, we are not all so young. Most of us appear to be young because we don't eat high fructose corn syrup like you fat bastards. Second of all, we do not enjoy being captured. We enjoy capturing you. There's a big difference.

And thirdly, we are not cute. Hey America, let's see how cute we are when we are throwing your goods into the sea and/or holding you hostage.

That said, the Lion King is pretty good and we wish there was a production here. Oh, Simba.

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I tell you, the damned shame is that we Americans don't generally have a choice about the corn syrup. I think our government is fattening us up for some dire reason. Advice for how to handle this?

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