My eye is lazy, my gun is not
Ben from Philadelphia writes:

Dear Somali Pirate,

What is your favorite weapon? Is it that gun you have in your profile pic? And what's with the lazy eye?


Thanks for writing Ben. Truth be told, my machine gun is my second-favorite weapon. My favorite is my Toro 3650 6.5hp snow-blower, seen below. It's a bit of a pain to lug around, especially in the crap-tastic speedboats we're saddled with. But you'd be amazed how effective it is. No one expects to see a snow-blower in this part of the world. Hell, I've never even seen snow! But when we come at you with one of these, you know your goose is cooked. -SP

Tags: ,

(Leave a comment)