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On Tuesday we were boarding this yacht off the coast and I remembered another reason we don't usually do yachts. These people like such terrible music. One hostage described it as "Yacht Rock", including artists like Michael McDonald, Hall & Oates and Phil Collins.

I don't know if it tips our hand to tell the world that we can't stand this shit. International freighters will start playing it really loudly to keep us away. Although I can appreciate the mental image of a $400 million dollar boat full of oil blasting Kenny Loggins into the Indian Ocean, my livelihood depends on that not happening.

Fuck, now I've got "Footloose" stuck in my head.