Does anyone have a tuna net we can borrow?
I assume by now you've heard about this fiasco:

Dolphins Foiled Pirate Attack

A Chinese news agency said "The pirates could only lament their littleness before the vast number of dolphins." Listen here, General Tso, I'll show you how little we are when we board your next cargo vessel and throw your goods into the sea. Guess what the downside of making toys out of lead is? They sink!

Sure you can laugh about it. Ha ha ha. But you know what? You're a big jerk.

We're just trying to do a job out here. How would you like it if dolphins messed with YOU at YOUR job?

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2009-04-18 05:06 pm (UTC)

Deer Smalli PieRat,

Tuna net good for dollfins not for US Navy SEALs.

Your Friend,
Great Reader, KIM Jong IL
Pyongyang, California

General Tso thinks he is so smart with People's Dolphins. We have killer whales and Somali water dogs that know how to swim. Just wait.

Piracy Policy?


2009-04-20 12:07 am (UTC)

Love the blog. Do you have a Piracy Policy? Oh, and death to America.

Yes, we do. Our Piracy Policy is that we take over your ship and hold you hostage for ransom money. Thank you for your inquiry.

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