From The Onion:

“Sometimes I Feel Like I’m The Only One Trying To Gentrify This Neighborhood”

There’s a  political undercurrent in there too. Not the one you’d expect from an article written in/about Bushwick, either.

Food for thought:

Montana and Germany are about the same size.
Germany: 82 million people

Montana: 1 million people

Alaska is even bigger and less dense.