I think my New Year’s resolution will be this:

I will not double-down on 11 if the dealer is showing an ace.

Something I learned on Christmas Day.

“Southern Nevada Cadillac Dealers Invite You to BELIEVE IN THE MAGIC” -Intro to a xmas show at the Fashion Show Mall

UPDATE: I was just asked “Are you resting your computer on a $50,000 car?” by the Cadillac rep standing near the Cadillac parked in front of the Apple Store. I just said “Yes, I think I am.”

This woman in New Mexico sucessfully obtained a restraining order against David Letterman for screwing up her life via coded signals in his broadcast. The Smoking Gun, as you might imagine, posted the documents. I joined all the images into a handy PDF. It’s good reading.

Ultimate Christian Wrestling! They just showed a story about this group on ABC News. At the end of the matches, Jesus judges the wrestling characters. They interviewed this girl who was crying because she had been born again as a result. Undoubtedly, it was the folding chair that sealed the deal.

I’ve launched a new web “portal” for my overwhelmingly massive corporate empire, Appealing Industries.